Will Rogers
was quite the cowboy, with all the wisdom of simple, honest folk. His
words still ring with common sense today...
Simple but Brilliant and full of truths! Enjoy!
Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash with
his best friend, Wylie Post, was probably the
greatest political sage this country ever has known.
1. Never slap
a man who's chewing tobacco.
2. Never kick
a cow chip on a hot day.
3.. There are
two theories to arguing with a woman . . Neither works.
4. Never miss a
good chance to shut up.
5. Always
drink upstream from the herd.
6. If you
find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
7. The
quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your
pocket.
8. There are
three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by
observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find
out for themselves.
9. Good
judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad
judgment.
10. If you're
riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make
sure it's still there.
11. Lettin'
the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.
12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt
so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and
shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
ABOUT
GROWING OLDER....
First
~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying
about your age and start bragging about it.
Second
~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting
in line for.
Third
~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me;
I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way,
and some of the roads weren't paved.
Fourth
~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to
youth, think of Algebra.
Fifth
~ You know you are getting old when everything either
dries up or leaks.
Sixth
~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting
to the top
Seventh
~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is
that it is such a nice change from being young.
Eighth
~ One must wait
until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
Ninth
~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is
comfortable.
Tenth
~ Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with
sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.
And,
finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have
anything to laugh at when you are old.
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